Power Moves ($13) – Meet Karl Welzein, also known as Captain Karl, aka @DadBoner on Twitter, the most beautiful loser in the Midwest and hey you guys, he’s really looking forward to the weekend. His job is a real drag and his wife has kicked him out but hey that’s okay as she wore granny panties and is forever dropping off wads of cash in Target oh, and his kids cry ALL the time. Things did improve with his temporary roommate but that’s now gone down the toilet as Dave has eaten all the Totino’s pizza rolls. One more thing – Karl is sick, but this level of sickness is a whole new ball game. If you are already a buddy of Karl’s you will love this book if you aren’t then what are you waiting for?