As we will inevitably have to fight off a ferocious vampire attack, we average Joe’s will be forced into vicious close contact combat. In order that we avoid suffering serious injuries, disfigurements or, god forbid, death from exsanguination, we need this book like, like, well, we just need it, period. In the The Vampire Combat Manual ($) you will find all the correct combat strategies and the techniques in which to ward off those stronger, faster, more agile and, of course, undead opponents. We will not simply lie down and let them drain our life blood., we have the Vampire Combat Manual, and we in the office can now put Buffy to shame with our sharp moves!
Creepiosity ($10) is not only hysterical, it is also pretty darned disturbing, but that’s only because it is true. David Bickel, the comedy writer, brings us a brilliant collection of 100 of the most unsettling things we encounter in life including old women with really long hair, grown men in a Boy Scout inform, fish that […]