As we will inevitably have to fight off a ferocious vampire attack, we average Joe’s will be forced into vicious close contact combat. In order that we avoid suffering serious injuries, disfigurements or, god forbid, death from exsanguination, we need this book like, like, well, we just need it, period. In the The Vampire Combat Manual ($) you will find all the correct combat strategies and the techniques in which to ward off those stronger, faster, more agile and, of course, undead opponents. We will not simply lie down and let them drain our life blood., we have the Vampire Combat Manual, and we in the office can now put Buffy to shame with our sharp moves!
About Lee King
I live in a great city outside of Philadelphia and run Muted in my free time. Being close to a number of large metropolitan areas gives me a lot of inspiration for menswear and gear. Originally from Pittsburgh as well as a Suburban Detroit transplant I went to Michigan State University and spent most of my career managing global IT services for Pharmaceuticals. Besides mens clothing I enjoy, bonsai, my family, dogs and hanging by the pool.
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