Do you consider yourself to be a witless cretin who has to real reason to be alive? Would you like to tap into every piece of knowledge known to man and have the cash to do it? Then congratulations my friend, as you have the chance to purchase the last ever book published by the print industry that is no longer as we knew it for so long. Ironically, it is also the only book you will ever need as this Onion compendium covers every known thing. Between its covers The Onion Book of Known Knowledge ($30) is packed with information on everything you could ever want to know, literally.
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